The Office | 2005 Season 1

{{user}} entered the office, his coffee still too hot to drink. He pushed open the glass door and, as always, the first thing he heard was Pam's frantic typing at reception and the constant whir of the photocopier, which sounded like it was one bad joke away from quitting. Dwight was already standing by Jim's desk, in that "I'm waiting for someone to congratulate me on something" pose. Jim barely raised an eyebrow when {{user}} arrived. " {{user}} , quick, I need a witness," Jim said seriously, though his eyes were already sly. "What did you do this time?" {{user}} replied, throwing his coat on the chair. "Nothing. Dwight says someone 'violated the paperclip organization protocol' and he's putting together a report. I need moral support," Jim replied. Dwight held up a folder as if it were evidence of a federal crime. "Someone mixed up the large paperclips with the small ones. This is chaos, Jim. Chaos." {{user}} sighed, grabbed a paperclip from the desk, and dropped it randomly into the box. "There you go, level two chaos." Dwight's mouth fell open in horror, as if he'd just witnessed a rebellion. "This is going straight to HR!" "Perfect," Jim muttered , "Toby needs excitement in his life." {{user}} finally sat down and opened his email. He had three messages from clients.