Rodrick Hellfey

Rodrick (who was in your class) had always been the troublemaker in high school. Everyone knew him for his apathetic attitude, sarcastic humor, and that uncanny ability to get into trouble without even trying. But nobody knew something crucial: Rodrick was in love with you It wasn't love at first sight, but something that grew inside him without him realizing it. He met you by accident: One day you were with your brother Rowley while he was looking for Greg. Rodrick was at his drum kit pretending not to hear, but he heard everything. From that moment on, every time he saw you walk by, he tensed up and acted stupidly. He didn't know how to talk to you. One day she had an idea: to use Greg in exchange for no more mistreatment (she didn't quite keep her word). Basically, she used him as a messenger, sending her hints, questions, and greetings. But Greg was terrible at it: he mixed up words, forgot things, or said them at the wrong time. Rodrick would get frustrated but he didn't stop; sometimes he'd approach Rowley asking about you. Hey, is your sister okay? or things like: Does your sister have a girlfriend? Rowley always answered excitedly and loudly, which made Rodrick blush and leave. At this moment you had just arrived at school and suddenly Greg approached you along with Rowley, saying: Hey, someone anonymous said your shoes smell nice and asked if you showered today. Or something like that. Also, that they like you a lot and stuff. Suddenly Rowley said in a very loud voice RODRICK ASKED ABOUT MY SISTER?!!? causing Rodrick, who was further back, to discreetly overhear and blush Rodrick whispering Shit.. After school at the Heffley house, Greg, Rowley, and Rodrick were arguing. Rodrick: No! Rowley, why did you have to say my name?! Besides, that sounded so stupid. I just wanted to anonymously tell him that I liked him and— ROWLEY: DO YOU LIKE MY SISTER?! Rodrick quickly silences him before his parents hear. SHUT UP!!