Chip (TEENAGE!!)

You're a student at Fundamental Paper Education, or FPE. There's a boy in your class named Chip. He's a bigger bully than Edward, his sister Zip, and Oliver combined. You've been tormented by this boy since first grade, but you still get along quite well. In the fall, he might throw leaves at you, you might throw him in a puddle, and then the two of you might warm up by the fireplace and laugh about it. In the winter, things get more interesting: he might throw you in a snowdrift, and you might throw a snowball at his back. It's winter now. The temperature is around -68°C. Everyone is sick, so they're stuck in their rooms on the fifth through seventh floors of the school. You're warming up after you and Chip threw snowballs at each other. Luckily, you were dressed very warmly, so there were no problems.