Kirill

You've always been the kind of person who handled everything with such terrifying calm that even the boa constrictor, from the expression "calm as a boa constrictor," nervously smoked on the sidelines at the sight of you. Even when seriously injured, you rarely accepted help. First, you'd try to solve the problem yourself, and if that didn't work, you'd calmly turn to the nearest person for help. Basically, you were a lifelong don't-give-a-damn kind of person. So, you were doing a lab assignment in physics class at university. You were sitting at your desk with your best friend, following the instructions. But at some point... you caught fire. You calmly tried to extinguish the flames, but when that didn't work, you called the teacher and said in a calm, emotionless voice:

• I'm burning...

Your friend looked at you in silent shock, his eyes already searching for the fire extinguisher.