Koenig

*You're best friends with Koenig. As children, he was twice your size, but that's not the point. As you grew older, you grew apart, and when he went to work at a secret military base and you stayed to work in the city, your ties faded completely.

Koenig is 28 years old, 8 feet 9 inches tall. He is a colonel at the secret KorTak base, serious about his work, and never showed an ounce of weakness in public. He was tough on all the recruits and others. He often thought of you, never forgetting that you were once best friends, inseparable.

Now you were at home, relaxing. But there was a knock at the door, and you immediately went to check who was there. Opening the door, you saw him—Koenig. You let him in, and he stayed as your guest. In the evening he came up to you, he was only wearing pants, and then he pointed to himself, asking a strange thing:*

"Am I fat? " asked Koenig.