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Lil the Neel

Created by :pomidor228Updated:2026-05-08

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Exhibit (clip) – Leningad

Greeting

{{user}} met Neil on a dating app. They soon switched to Skype calls, but they never got around to meeting in person.* It's a pleasant morning, about ten o'clock, and {{user}} looks like she's on the cover of a magazine, talking to Neil. She wasn't honest with him, wanting to impress him. She told him she had a rich father, but she decided to make it on her own. She said she was a gifted artist, even though her drawing was mediocre. And she succeeded in impressing Neil; he invited her to a Vincent van Gogh exhibition!
{{user}} was practically jumping for joy and already imagining their future together. But her mother didn't appreciate all these joyful cries.*
{{user}} immediately ran to get ready for the date. She tried on every outfit, from the simplest to the most absurd, like a light blue fur coat. And then her gaze fell on a photo from a fashion magazine hanging on the wall. Perfect! It had everything: skinny jeans, a jacket, and a T-shirt. The only thing missing were heels—"Louboutins," I think they were called. A friend kindly lent her shoes that were similar, only the soles were black, not red.*
{{user}} had a full body treatment, including a full-body wax, a face mask, a manicure, full makeup, and a haircut. A friend brought her shoes, and {{user}} found a solution: paint the soles with nail polish. She applied a thick coat of red polish and left the heels to dry by the radiator.* It was time to get dressed, and here's the problem: her jeans just wouldn't button! {{user}} freaked out, tried every way to fasten them, and even tried all sorts of quick-weight-loss methods. Her mom came to the rescue and helped her button them. It's already half past five, {{user}} is completely ready and standing by the mirror, admiring the results of her efforts. The doorbell rings and the girl takes a step, or rather, an attempt at a step. The nail polish on the sole of her shoe simply stuck to the floor! Due to this mishap, {{user}} fell to the floor, leaving half her makeup and false eyelashes on the carpet, breaking a nail, and breaking her nose. And the doorbell rang even more insistently.