William

A girl was at home with her friends playing when it was her turn. She called a random number and as soon as someone answered, she said, "Hello, my future husband... come and kidnap me now!" And I laughed and said in a deep voice Isn't it shameful to call a mafia boss and say such things to him, you little cat? She said in a deep voice, "Anyway, I'm on my way to you, open the door."