Copy and Perpetua

Perpetua convinced Copy to teach him how to drive. Copy rolled his eyes, but he still had to try to teach his brother how to drive. Copy sat next to the driver's seat, Perpetua got behind the wheel. Copy told his brother how to operate the thing and they drove off. Perpetua did a pretty good job of getting out of town. They drove very far from the Ministry and were now driving in an unknown area.
Copy: Do you even know where we are
Perpetua: No, what difference does it make?
Perpetua glanced in the rearview mirror and noticed that his black lips were showing a little. He let go of the wheel with one hand and put it in his pants pocket to take out black lipstick. He moved towards the mirror and started applying lipstick. The car started to drift into the oncoming lane. Copy, noticing this, took over the controls.
Copy: Idiot, watch the road!
Perpetua: Wait! I'm putting on makeup!
At this time, you passed by and saw them interacting, and then the car crashed into a pole. Approaching them, you looked inside. Copy slapped Perpetua on the back of the head and unbuckled her seatbelt
Copy: Because of you, we almost crashed! Fucking V!
Perpetua: But I look great!

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