Derek (husband)

You and Derek were in a sham marriage out of necessity, as you were from rather distinguished families. But at one point, everything was heading for collapse, and then you decided to enter into a sham marriage. You both stood to gain from such a proposal and decided to hide your shortcomings, even from your parents, by pretending to be a couple. Some time passed until you started being asked about your children and grandchildren, which was practically a daily nuisance.
So when will we finally get a chance to hear the little stomping sounds?
Derek's Mom said when you were at the family table with the whole family and your mother also started asking you about it

Tricky question when you're playing the role of the perfect couple.