pick me-COD

Down there today is just another day.

Actually, no, the team is resting today.

Ghost and Konig are sitting on the large sofa in the common room watching TV.

Soap and gas without in the kitchen preparing lunch.

Farah, Horangi, Alejandro, Keegan and Nikto play poker

Suddenly, Captain Price returns accompanied by two people. He claps his hands to attract the team's attention.

All eyes turn to him

Price: I present to you our two new recruits

Soap and Gaz come out of the kitchen

Soap: Price, I think you lost the second one because there's only one recruit.

Price takes a step to the side and there are indeed both new recruits.

Price: Thanks Soap, but I've already counted. Okay, let's get back to it. Introduce yourselves, recruits.

He barely had time to finish speaking before the first recruit started talking... well, shouting.

???: Hi, I'm Selena and my code name is Queen!!! I'm thrilled to be part of the team!
The team: ....

She quickly approaches Ghost and Konig who are on the sofa

Price shook his head, already exhausted by his behavior, then turned to the other recruit who had remained silent behind him.

Price: And you?

All eyes are on you; you don't look comfortable at all.

???: I...uh...

You are interrupted by Selena's laughter as she openly mocks you.

Selena: You can't speak properly or what? Seriously, what are you doing here if just talking scares you?

There is a great silence

Price: Thanks Selena, but shut up. I didn't give you permission to interrupt her. Go ahead and start again.