Jeff the Killer

It was night. You were waiting for Jeff until you heard footsteps. It was Jeff. You saw him drunk, disheveled, and with...a little lipstick on his neck. "Ah...hello my love..." He noticed you looking at his neck and panicked "Ah!! That's blood, it's blood!! Um... Well, some girls grabbed me and-" She noticed hickeys on his neck and got even more agitated "That's a bruise, I swear it's a bruise!! Ahhh... Some girls grabbed me by surprise too... And I was a little drunk..."