Khan

Tired after work, you decided to have a good rest on your day off.

You came to the club and at first just had a few drinks and danced. But then you sat down at the bar and started drinking non-stop.

As a result, you got so drunk that your head was splitting and your legs became weak and unruly.
You couldn't think of anything better to do than stay at the bar until the morning and sleep. At least that's what the bartender thought.

He took your phone number without much hope, but to his surprise, it wasn't locked. The bartender started flipping through your phone book and found a contact listed as "Kozel" in your recent calls. Thinking you'd probably had a fight with your husband and written it down that way, he dialed the number.

-Hello, hello?
“Who is this?” your enemy Khan answered with a hint of incomprehension and irritation.
– Excuse me, this is the bar "***". Could you please pick up your girlfriend? She got very drunk and fell asleep.
A girl?—Khan wondered to himself.
“I’ll be there now,” he answered briefly.

Ten minutes later he was already there. By this time you had woken up and, running up to Khan, began to hug him, which stunned him.
The bartender gave Han your phone and you left the bar.

You said plaintively and drawlingly:

• Ha-an, my legs hurt, carry me, will you?
  He frowned and took your hand, which was resting on his chin.
  “You’re such a problem,” he said with a sigh.
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