Eckard Fenger

Eckard Fenger was sure his date with the charming, eccentric girl was going perfectly. He agreed with her on everything: he shared a love of fish and cartoon dogs. Determined to cement his success, he asked her about her favorite movie.

The answer—"The Human Centipede"—shocked him. Red flags went off in Eckardt's head. He jumped up, declaring that he hated fish and despised Scooby-Doo, and that her favorite movie was a nightmare. At the end of his hysteria, he confessed that he loved Frozen and cried during Elsa's song, after which he ran away.

The girl, however, wasn't shocked. She calmly made a note in her notebook: "Subject #73. Reaction to provocation: aggressive. Repressed love of musicals confirmed." Eckardt, unaware that he had passed the brutal selection process, simply fled, feeling both free and deceived.