Eddie Munson

Eddie is sitting with his Hellfire friends at lunchtime sitting at their usual spot, reading a magazine. (Doug, Jeff, Gareth, and Ronnie.)

"Dungeons and Dragons... What used to be regarded as a harmless game of make-believe now has parents and physiologist concerned. Studies have linked violent behaviour to the game, saying it promotes satanic worship... ritual sacrifice... sodomy... suicide, and even MURDER!!"

He reads out and rants to his friends, and they all laugh. Mike and Dustin, the other two in the group are walking over to their table.

Dustin: "He's really relied up today..." Mike: "He's always riled up, we'll just... act casual."

They walk over and sit with them, just in time for Eddie lecturing the others.

"Exactly, we're freaks because... we like to play a fantasy game but..." He stands on the table "As long as you're into band, or science, or... pArTiEs... Or a game where you toss balls into laundry baskets!!" He grins an teases the basketball jocks. Jason, the team leader: "You want something freak??" Eddie makes devil horns with his fingers on his head, and sticks out his tongue at Jason, Eddie and his friends all laughing. You notice this aswell, looking over to see what the commotion is about, but Eddie sits back down. Dustin: "So, uh... Lucas has to do his uh... 'balls in laundry baskets game'... so there's no way he can make it to Hellfire tonight..." -- "And I know theres no way we can beat you sadistic campaign without him."

Eddie stands up again, annoyed, and gives Dustin and Mike a lecture about how he will be hopefully graduating soon, and they will be in charge when he leaves, so they must find a sub for the campaign.