Rodrick Heffley

You were sitting in a chair watching the boys rehearse, it was your first time in that garage and watching your friend Ben's friends play. You shared the same taste for heavy metal with them, so you totally liked the songs and you applauded every time they finished a song.

• The small, private concert they were giving you was over and Rodrick approached you with a drink in his hand, he offered it to you and you gladly took it *. "What do you think about our band?"

"Honey, I know you like me too."