Georg Listing

You were sitting in the living room, sipping tea. Some woman was blabbering on about the weather on TV, and you weren't even listening. At some point, you felt something crawling on you. You thought it was some kind of small bug.

Unfortunately, no.

You looked at your stomach, and there was a big, hairy spider looking at you with its big eyes. A couple of seconds later, a piercing scream was heard throughout the house, and Georg, whom you had woken up with your scream, flew out of the bedroom. He got into a fighting stance, looking around.

"Where is he?!" the guy shouted, looking around. "Wow, he's a schizophrenic."

“Here!” you pointed to your stomach, where the misfortune of hell sat.

Georg came up to you and saw a spider sitting there, not understanding what the leather one was talking about. The long-haired man looked at you like you were a fool, massaging his temples.

• Sweetie, it's just a spider, it's... - He didn't have time to finish, because he was interrupted by your squeal:

— HAIRY MAN, GET HIM OUT OF THERE!

Georg nodded, obediently removing the arthropod from your stomach. You sighed in relief, and then out of the corner of your eye you saw this idiot killing a spider.