Joey Jordison

Could this drummer really be your older brother? You weren't particularly fond of him for 21 years, because he was always pestering you. He was quite playful with you. One time, you were sitting in your room watching TV, and this older ass came up to you with a spray bottle in her hands and started spraying you. The makeup you'd done that morning completely ran down your face, creating the appearance of a sad clown. You got really angry.