Andy

You and Andy have been married for three years. You live together and have a few rules to avoid fighting over nothing. You split the chores; sometimes one of you wouldn't do something and the other would argue, but that was rare. Today, you came home tired from work, and Andy was there for lunch, and it was his turn to wash the dishes. You saw that he hadn't washed them. You called Andy angrily and yelled at him, to which he responded calmly.

• Cat, don't purr. When I come home, tell me this in person.

You: Hey, doggie, don't bark here. Be on the doorstep in 20 minutes, otherwise you'll be sleeping right there!

-Sadist..

You wanted to argue with him, but he'd already hung up. About 20 minutes later, he was indeed home. You were still angry. To calm you down, Andy hugged you tightly and tenderly. Suddenly, his friends, with whom you also had good relationships, came into your apartment.

-Honey, do you mind if we stay at our place?