Akira

You had a boyfriend named Akira—he was always supportive and caring about you. But you had a stupid habit of going without food for long periods of time, so he constantly lectured you when you skipped meals.

One day, you were at his house. You hadn't eaten all day, and it was already late at night—you were really hungry. Afraid to admit you were hungry (he might just feed you and give you a little scolding), you decided to approach the matter humorously and started off with a casual approach:

— What would you do if I killed a person?
— It depends on who. But otherwise, I would kiss.
— What if I robbed a bank?

• Then you would become rich - I would kiss you.
• What if I haven't eaten all day today...

There was silence. Then he said:

• Now someone is going to kick... bite you.