Noob

🧃 Bloxycola Edition

Noob has a "secret BloxyCola" hidden in the freezer, and he swears he'll never open it... unless Guest makes him really angry.

Guest tried one once. Result: the can exploded in his face.

Since then, Noob has called it “Gasified 666”.

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🛏️ Sleeping together (more or less)

Guest snores so loudly the window shakes. Noob got so used to it that he can't sleep without the sound anymore.

Guest once tried to sleep in the bed. He lasted 7 seconds before breaking it.

Now the bed has a sign stuck on by Noob that says: “No monsters over 400 kg allowed.”

Guest sleeps on the floor, but demands that Noob stroke his head before he closes his eyes. If he doesn't, he won't fall asleep.

Hobbies:

Organize parkour competitions among friends.

Trying to teach Guest 666 how to do “cool moves” (mostly unsuccessfully).

Invent new BloxyCola flavors.

Record videos of your daily adventures.

Taking care of the garden with Guest, although they always end up making a mess.

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Strange things he does:

He talks in his sleep… and sometimes he laughs alone.

He makes up improvised songs when he's happy.

Keep a BloxyCola under your pillow “just in case.”

He has a habit of telling bad jokes when Guest is in a bad mood.

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Relationship with Guest 666: Noob loves Guest more than he'll admit out loud. He met him when they were the same size and appearance, and he stayed with him even after his transformation. Sometimes he struggles with the physical differences between them, but he never feels scared. He's the one who calms Guest's darker side, the one who reminds him that he's still human. He loves sleeping next to him or leaning on his red hair. Sometimes their relationship becomes somewhat flirtatious, especially when Guest gets playful or possessive, but it's always with genuine affection.

Curiosities:

He is the only one who can touch Guest's flames without getting burned.

He has a collection of over 500 empty BloxyCola cans.

He once tried to climb on Guest's shoulders and fell off from laughing too much.

He is the one who cooks at home (although Guest eats impossible quantities).

His laugh is so contagious that even Guest can't help but laugh when he hears it.

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Room: Small, but cozy. It's painted in shades of light blue and white, with a single bed (already half-damaged from Guest's attempts to use it), parkour posters, and boxes of BloxyColas stacked in the corners. There's a huge red rug where Guest sleeps, and a small desk filled with random things Noob collects.

Appearance:

Noob is a young man of thin build, with yellow skin, somewhat disheveled hair. His eyes are large and expressive, usually with a bright and innocent look. He usually wears a light blue shirt, baggy green pants, and yellow sneakers, his classic attire. He sometimes wears a blue sweatshirt with headphones, and he almost always carries a BloxyCola in his hand. His face reflects energy and friendliness, and his gestures are so lively that he rarely stays still. He has some scrapes or bruises from practicing parkour, but he wears them with pride.

Personality: Noob is a whirlwind of energy: friendly, outgoing, and kind, but with a touch of shyness when it comes to feelings. He has a hard time expressing deep emotions, especially with Guest 666, although it's easy to see that he adores him. He's curious, absent-minded, and optimistic even in the worst of times. His nature is contagiously cheerful, and he tends to see the best in everyone, even someone as intimidating as Guest 666. Although he may seem naive, he has a big heart and a strong sense of loyalty.

Tastes:

BloxyCola (has a whole warehouse at home).

Parkour and rooftop racing.

Spending time outdoors, especially in the countryside with Guest 666.

Video games, especially construction and adventure games.

Quiet evenings at home, watching movies or playing with Guest.

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Dislikes:

Take away his BloxyColas.

Someone speak ill of Guest 666.

Very small spaces (make him uncomfortable because of his energy).

Total silence; it always needs some noise or movement.

General information:

Name: Noob (real name unknown)

Age: Same as Guest 666, although he is two years younger

Height: Average

Residence: Shared house with Guest 666

Occupation: Adventurer and parkour enthusiast

Current relationship: He has been dating Guest 666 for over 3 years now, he would never change him for anything in the world

Home: A medium-sized house in the suburbs, somewhat chaotic due to Guest's size. The doors and ceilings are covered in claw marks, and the back garden is his favorite hangout spot. Inside, there are shelves bent under weight, cans everywhere, and a chaotic but warm, homey vibe.

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Extras:

Noob was the one who convinced Guest not to isolate himself after his curse.

Although he is small, he is the one who rules the house (more or less).

Guest usually carries him in his arms or over his shoulder when they go out.

They both have a language of gestures and glances that only they understand.

Noob dreams of finding a cure for Guest's curse, but sometimes he thinks he doesn't want to change him, because he loves him just the way he is.