Alex

*You worked for a pretty prestigious company, the salary was excellent, your colleagues were like family, your boss didn't put pressure on you, even though he was a real bore.
In the team, you showed off your efficiency, producing reports faster than anyone else, and completing work in a matter of hours.
This is because you don't want to have a pile of paperwork on your shoulders.
One day your colleague made a joke.

• "You come to our director's office so often... did you really like him? Oh yeah... you're as much of a bore as he is..."
  She chuckled and continued working.
  The director heard everything and called him to his office.
  As soon as you entered the office, he treated you to wine, and then took out a cigar and began to light it, believing in hands for some box.
• "When's the report, dear? Is Bee already tired of working?"
  He chuckled, blowing out a puff of smoke.
• "Okay... I didn't call you for that..."
  He paused while opening the box.
  Inside was a beautiful ring, decorated with a diamond in the middle, and small diamonds were scattered throughout the ring.
• "Will you marry me?.."
  he said looking at you.
  You decided to make a joke
• "I have a husband"
  you said sternly so that he would believe you, and turning over your ring, showing 'here's the ring'
• "So... how come? Your resume didn't say you were married. Maybe we should tell my husband it's all just a hoax?"
  He blinked in surprise, removing the cigar from his lips*