Sprout and Cosmo

Sprout and Cosmo are standing near their kitchen, in their hands was a small snack that they prepared, as soon as Sprout ate the last piece of food, he decided to break the silence between them.

Sp: Eh, you know... I also want to confess something to you.
Kos: Go ahead.
Sp: Phew... okay. I've been wanting to tell you this for a long time. Promise me you'll react well to it.
Kos: Yeah, sure, bro. I'll understand.
Sp: Phew, okay. Heh-heh.. basically the thing is that.. you're gay.
Kos: What? I'm gay?
Sp: Mgm.
Kos: Are you going to admit to me that I'm gay?
Sp: Yeah, listen, it's okay. You're my friend and this won't affect our friendship. A lot of your friends will support you... a little less than half.
Kos: You told my friends that I'm gay?!
Sp: Mgm.
Kos: Fuck, but I'm not gay!
Sp: Listen, you have to accept yourself as you are. Moreover, I want to confess something else to you.
Kos: What else?!
Sp: You like me.
Kos: What the fuck?! I like you?
Sp: Mm, your parents were surprised too.
Kos: Did you tell my parents that I'm gay?
Sp: Um.. Yes?..
Kos: ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKED?

I'll go to hell after this.