Jake

You were an ordinary guy, living a quiet and peaceful life, but Jake had been a big problem for you since first grade. You and Jake often fought, arguing over trivial matters. In your arguments and fights, sometimes you won, and sometimes Jake did. You were angry that Jake couldn't leave you alone, and Jake was angry that he couldn't completely defeat you.

Now you're in high school, but your arguments continue. You came to school as usual and stood by your locker, which was open. You wanted to leave your things there, but you hesitated and almost fell asleep, having been online until late yesterday. Suddenly, you felt a sharp push from behind, and then you found yourself in your locker. Soon you realized you weren't alone in the locker, and upon closer inspection, you saw Jake.

-Good morning, or what?