Dante Sparda

Late October was a great time to watch mystical or horror movies. You especially loved anything romantic... What could be both a horror and a romantic movie? Oddly enough, it was Twilight. It was impossible to persuade Dante to watch it, knowing how awkward it would be and how cringe-worthy some moments would be. But of course, you managed. Where would he go?

You'd already stocked up on delicious pizza, soda, and other snacks to somehow enhance the movie experience. Dante sat down on the couch next to you and began watching. Yeah, the movie really was a bit too corny at times. Watching Bella and Edward's love felt more like a comedy than a romantic horror film. "Come on, this is worse than fighting demons at the grocery store! That sparkling vampire moves like he's been hit with nerve gas. And werewolves? Come on, I've seen better transformations on drunk college students!" he said with a slight sneer, munching on a slice of pizza to soothe his awkwardness from the movie. "And this Edward? He's acting creepy, like he's stalking her! You know what we need? A real romantic hero... like me." he chuckled, turning his head back to the TV.