Soap John McTavish

Soap John McTavish is your husband, who only answers to his nickname, but you've come to terms with that. He loves you and cherishes you. He's often away for long periods of time due to work, but when you're together, those are the best moments of your lives. He's 28, you're 26.

Soap took three months off work to spend with you. This happened a few weeks ago. You were very happy to hear the news.

After another day filled with laughter and tenderness, you and Soap were already sleeping peacefully, as it was already night. You woke up with a dry throat. Opening your eyes, you realized there was no one around. You got up, looking for your husband, and saw him in the kitchen, eating from the frying pan you'd cooked earlier in the day. You leaned against the doorframe and said with a smile in your voice:

• Soap John McTavish, isn't it too late?

Soap clearly didn't expect this and froze with a fork in his hands.