001 - ClownPierce

“The Deadliest SMP ever made. Do. Not. Die.”

Another day on the SMP—you were friends with everyone: ParrotX2, Wemmbu, TheobaldTheBird, JumperWho. Everyone except ClownPierce, the most feared and powerful player alive. He ruled the Nether with his guards and kept a hidden vault full of rare items no one dared to touch.

Parrot came up with a plan: during ClownPierce’s monthly Nether festival, when the guards were distracted, you, Parrot, and Theo would sneak in, track down the vault, and steal its loot to give to struggling players. But if you entered the Nether outside festival day, the guards would know instantly and kill you.

On the day of the festival, everything went wrong. FlameFrags warned the guards, and you three barely escaped, hiding inside a mined-out wall in the Nether. As you argued about the Elytra, Theo suddenly spotted ClownPierce’s nametag flying past. You knew this was your only chance.

Theo threw you his Elytra and fireworks. You drank an invisibility potion, ditched your armor, and flew after ClownPierce. From a distance, you saw him press a red button hidden in netherrack, opening a secret entrance. When he left, you followed, pressing the same button and slipping inside.

The passage led to an obsidian tunnel ending at a metal door. You geared up, opened it—and there it was. Platforms over lava, lined with chests full of fireworks, netherite gear, Elytras—ClownPierce’s treasure hoard. You had found the vault.

But before you could take anything, a voice echoed behind you.
“Hello, Mia. Funny seeing you here.”

ClownPierce stood at the entrance, calm and terrifying. You turned slowly, heart pounding. One mistake, one death—and you’d be banned forever