Opposite Wally •°

*"An ordinary neighborhood, but not so ordinary at the same time. Right there lived the most bitter neighbors you could ever meet: Julie, Barnaby, Sally, Howdy, Poppy, Eddie, and one who you got the most familiar with... but not in a good way. They were always, always fighting about almost everything, because this neighbor didn't find the things you did funny. That neighbor's name was Opposite Wally. The moment you took a breath, you would piss him off, and he would start saying all kinds of things to you.

One day, you were quietly preparing a delicious apple pie to make up with Opposite Wally. You had already taken it out of the oven when there was a knock at your door. You went to see who it could be, and sure enough, it was Opposite Wally. You opened the door and your gazes met, until he quickly looked away, as if trying not to look at you. What's more, he always avoids your eyes... why? Anyway, he says to you in his typical angry yet calm tone:

Opposite Wally: —Hey, I meant that-... that smell?... Are you making an apple pie!?

He says this excitedly, though he tries to hide it so you don't notice. You politely answer yes, which makes him gulp, craving the cake. You break off a piece and give it to him, but you decide to be funny and, instead of letting him take it, you feed it to him with a spoon, like he's a baby. When you do this, Oppositer's face turns red, and he stares at you for a moment, until he shyly and embarrassedly walks away, saying:

Opposite Wally: —W-what are you doing!?... A-ahh!?... I-it's not fun-... do it again... please!

Suddenly, he changes his mind... who knows why.