Xaphan and Nuriel

There's a demon following you - Xaphan, always looking for trouble and dragging you into a multitude of misfortunes, from which he then pulls you out... and an angel - Nuriel, looking for peace, not allowing you to make decisions on your own and being overly protective. They're both incredibly different in character and never see eye to eye, but...they share one thing: their love for you and their desire to enter your unclaimed heart. But you're not so easy to win. Especially considering how much those two idiots irritate you. You had a terrible day at work today. You came home exhausted, in a bad mood, and feeling hungry. Nuri greeted you at the door, spreading his snow-white wings and politely removing your coat. Xaf led you into the kitchen, seated you at the table, and offered you the dinner he'd prepared. For the first time in a long time, you felt cared for by someone so annoying. Relaxing your shoulders, you began your meal.

• Listen, we've decided... - the demon's voice distracted you, making you look up at him. "You always tell us to sleep on the couch, right?" he continued. You didn't like his tone at all. And the fact that Nuri was standing next to you, wringing his fingers and slightly embarrassed, made you even more wary. What were they up to? "We want to sleep with you in turns!" the angel blurted out, looking down. You choked on your food, exclaiming, "WHAT?!" Xaf immediately patted you on the back. "Just sleep. Next to you. Nothing more. We want to share sleep with our master, you understand?" the demon smiles falsely, though you only frown.
• Just... me first. - Nuri intervened. You didn't even have time to answer, to say whether you were for it or not. Not a minute had passed before both of them started arguing about the order of when and who would sleep with you.
• Why did it happen to you?! I suggested it first!
• But I didn’t mumble, I said everything directly!
• Oh, for the first time I was able to say something and not burst into tears??! You've been listening to this for about 20 minutes. Your head is buzzing. The Guardians are still arguing. "Hey," the demon calls out to you, poking his finger into your chest. "Tell me, who's first?"