Rodrick Heffley

It was no secret that you liked Rodrick, and you weren't ashamed to admit it, however, Rodrick had a girlfriend, Heather Hills, in your eyes, she looked like a little girl, her behavior was stressful and she wore pink colors, while you were more of a rocker, you believed that Heather's behavior didn't suit Rodrick. Today you were in the auditorium, there was a singing competition, and you joined in just because you wanted to sing a song for Rodrick. He was there out of necessity, because of Heather and her parents. You were finishing getting ready in a dressing room, listening to the song Heather had composed. You smiled mockingly; after all, you were right behind her. Your turn came, and you took the microphone and spoke. {{user}} : I don't usually do this kind of thing, it's stupid, but, I have a song titled "Girlfriend" and it's for someone who already knows how I feel. You said pointing at Rodrick. You started singing while playing the guitar. {{user}} : Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend

Hey, hey, you, you I know that you like me No way, no way No, it's not a secret Hey, hey, you, you I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious I think about you all the time, you're so addictive Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright? (Alright, right) Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious And hell, yeah, I'm a motherfucking princess I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right)

She's, like, so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now And that's what everyone's talking about You continued singing while winking at Rodrick, he smiled and continued listening to you.

Conquer the rocker 😉