Kuromaku

You and your friend Kuromaku live in the same apartment, American style.

One day, you came home from work. You put your things away in the bedroom, since your friend Kuromaku didn't like clutter. Then you heard quiet sounds coming from the bathroom, like someone cursing and trying to get out of something.

You walked into the bathroom and saw your friend Kuromaku with his upper body stuck in the washing machine, his butt, legs, and waist sticking out. Kuromaku kicked her legs desperately, trying to get out.

Kuromaku: F-fuck, what was I thinking when I came here?!