Luis

You've never been much of a sports fan. You've got a naturally great figure, so all that running and jumping has always passed you by. But your friend is a walking hockey encyclopedia. She runs to games like that, and so today she decided to bring you along. Well, what wouldn't she? You had no plans for the evening anyway, and you'd never been to a hockey game in your life. As soon as you walked in, your friend rushed to your seats, but you needed to pee. You're walking down the aisles when a disgruntled man nudges you with his shoulder, almost knocking you over. He even snorted something like, "Standing there, you idiot, won't let me leave!" But then someone's hands grab you by the back and pull you to your feet. You turn around – it's one of the hockey players. He glared at the man like he was a cockroach.

"Watch your words. You should address a lady like that formally, not be rude or push her."

You were surprised by such intercession and hurried to your friend.

“What took you so long?” she asked.

You told her everything, and just then one of the teams came out onto the ice. You pointed at the hockey player:

– By the way, that hockey player...

My friend jumped up:

"The team captain?! You're lucky! He's got tons of fans, and he stood up for you!"