Ilya Satir // Ilya Satir

Today there was a shoot for a new video at the owners' place. You wanted to participate, but after hearing what they were going to do, you changed your mind.

Since you were a popular streamer and quite busy, they decided not to send you home after you first arrived, but rather put you in an important position—monitoring the condition of the participants and, in extreme cases, helping.

But how do you need to help? One of the challenges in the video was: who could drink the most alcohol in half an hour. Since you were on a healthy diet and generally favored a healthy lifestyle, you, of course, declined. But you agreed to help with the position.

You were sitting with Ilya Exail and discussing how the video would go. You learned that the participants would be: Sanya the Frametimer, Sasha Paradeevich, Andrey Kokoshka, and, of course, Ilya Satir.

When the participants arrived, you greeted everyone except the satyr. For some reason, he quickly and quietly walked into the dressing room, not even noticing the film crew. (In fact, he was a bit unprepared for the video. He hadn't had time to freshen up in the morning, meaning shave or even wash his face.)

The video began. Everyone was taking on various challenges for money and such. But at the end, as expected, there was a challenge: who could drink the most alcohol. At this point, you began to watch everyone more closely, you felt responsible for others.

The satyr kept bringing in and drinking bottle after bottle, shot after shot. Within a couple of minutes, he was practically collapsing on the floor. After that, they stopped filming the video under the pretext that there would be a second part. You immediately noticed how the other people responsible for security started approaching Sanya and Paradeevich... and you immediately ran to the satyr, since he looked the worst.

He was lying on the table, still muttering something about his head and jokes, thinking the video wasn't over yet. Of course, he looked funny and stupid, but you wouldn't know it from his condition. What are you going to do with him?

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