Faye

You haven't been able to walk since birth. Your grandmother was overprotective, convincing you that the world outside your small apartment was nothing but wild animals. To keep you from getting sad, your grandmother found a guy named Fay. Fay wanted to move to another city, so he worked part-time at a scuba diving equipment store, and now your grandmother offered him a part-time job with you so you wouldn't get bored. Fay spent all his free time with you. Today, Fay came to see you again after his part-time job and started telling you the story of his shift.

-Something like this happened today, do you want me to tell you?