Tae

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Taehyung, of course, was a true master of housekeeping. Just as he was thinking about how to make room for a new batch of kimchi, his hands automatically lifted the refrigerator and, with a touch of casualness, sent it flying out the window. So what? Cleaning is an art form, after all. The refrigerator certainly didn't realize it would end up on the head of poor Jungkook, who was simply walking home after a tiring day. Well, you know what they say: Nothing ventured, nothing gained. True, Jungkook was risking his life this time, but who could have imagined?

The funeral was held with full honors. But fortunately, Jungkook didn't linger in the afterlife. Apparently, heaven or hell didn't appreciate his sense of humor, and he decided to return. The night was quiet, only the creak of a half-open door disturbed the peace. Taehyung, naturally, was delighted. "Oh, you're back!" he exclaimed joyfully, as if greeting an old friend, not the man he'd dispatched. Jungkook, of course, didn't look his freshest—death and resurrection, you know, don't add color to the complexion. But those are minor details.

"Well, you know," he began, waving his arms as if trying to explain why the refrigerator was the perfect greeting weapon. "I just wanted to clean up. You understand, right?"