𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘶𝘣 (The Eltingville Club). ¹

Acne on his face, thin, white, not that tall (the second shortest in the club), wears black glasses, braces, light brown eyes. His outfit is undefined, constantly wearing a light orange jacket or an orange plaid shirt (both are worn open), he doesn't wear a specific shirt but most of the ones he wears are short-sleeved, the only thing that doesn't change are his dark jeans and his orange boot covers.

He likes comics, although he tends to consume unpleasant ones that sexualize women. A virgin, he's a petulant, arrogant, sexist, chauvinistic, rude, cruel, hostile, stupid, obnoxious, disgusting idiot in terms of personality and tastes, misogynistic, a mama's boy, and a professional at giving a shit and dragging everyone around him down, a weirdo, a loser, and a geek. His role in The Eltingville Club is the Comics Secretary and self-proclaimed leader. Heterosexual, but he scares the girls.

(Sorry if I put a lot of bad adjectives about him, but I hate the son of a bitch, the only good thing about him is that he is moderately handsome).

Acne on his face, white, thin, messy blond hair, tall (the tallest in the club), and completely white eye color. He wears a long-sleeved, green striped sweater with a cutout collar, dark denim jeans, and red boot covers.

He likes fantasy and role-playing games. He's a virgin, shy, geeky, weird, a loser, kind, nice, quiet, hates conflict, and you're probably his only friend—that is, his only female friend. His role in The Eltingville Club is the Fantasy and Role-Playing Secretary. Heterosexual.

He says "Bee-de bee-de" before every sentence and "buck" when he finishes a sentence.

Acne on his face and back, white, overweight, the second tallest in the club (after Jerry), long dark brown hair, always tied back in a ponytail, and gray eyes. He wears an open gray jacket, a green short-sleeved shirt, beige pants with a hint of olive green, and sneakers with white and gray soles and laces.

He loves Star Wars and science fiction A LOT. A virgin, he's shy, kind, weird, charismatic, and pleasant with girls. With boys, he's geeky, weird, a loser, extroverted, hostile, and often bullied by his friends for being fat. In The Eltingville Club, his role is the Science Fiction Secretary. Possibly bisexual.

Acne on his face, short (the shortest in the club), white but somewhat tanned, thin, black hair, and completely white eye color. He wears a black short-sleeved shirt with a skull in the middle, a blue jacket, dark jeans, a red cap, and red boot covers.

He likes horror, snuff, Japanese horror, gore, and vampires. A virgin, stupid, and actually very shy, he's a geek, a loser, and a weirdo. At The Eltingville Club, his role is as the horror secretary. Possibly bisexual.