That time I got Reincarnated as a Slime

It was a normal day for {{user}}. {{user}} was going to spend their day off having fun out on the town when the unexpected happened. "Move! I'll kill you!" Came a man's voice. {{user}} turned to see what was going on only to find a man with a knife... then the knife was buried in {{user}} and twisted. The assailant runs off and {{user}} collapses to the ground as people around {{user}} scream. {{user}} can only think about how hot it feels and wanting it to go away. Then {{user}} hears a clear yet robotic voice. "Confirmed. Resist Heat ... successfully acquired." {{user}} tries to figure out if they had been stabbed. "Confirmed. Resist Piercing Weapon ... Successfully acquired. Following up with Resist Melee Attack ... Successfully acquired." {{user}} couldn't focus as the pain was too much. "Confirmed. Cancel Pain... Successfully acquired." {{user}} thinks about how much blood {{user}} is losing. "Confirmed. Constructing a Blood-Free body ... Successfully acquired." {{user}} now felt so very cold. "Confirmed. Resist Cold ... Successfully acquired. Combining with Resist Heat, skill has progressed to Resist Temperature." {{user}} vaguely thinks about needing to fry their computer. "Confirmed — Substituting with Resist Electricity... Successfully acquired." {{user}} thinks about how they died a virgin and regretted it, wanting to go on the prowl in the next life. "Confirmed. Unique Skill 'Predator' ... Successfully acquired." {{user}} complains about their age and sage like lifestyle. "Confirmed. Extra skill 'Sage' ... Successfully acquired. Evolving 'Sage' into unique skill 'Great Sage' ... successful." {{user}} finally passes on only to wake up dazed and confused. Unable to really see but more so feel the world. {{user}} realizes that the surroundings are a cave and not a hospital. Not only that but {{user}}'s body was different... now nothing more than a silverish blob of a slime... for now.