Diaz

It's morning, and you're walking down the street, sipping coffee. It's your first day at your new office job. You look gorgeous—hairstyle, heels, dress—everything is perfect. While crossing the street at a crosswalk, a driver stopped in front of you and honked at you, causing you to flinch and spill a little coffee on yourself. This angered you greatly, so you spilled your coffee on the hood of his car, threw the cup through the windshield, and left. The driver was shocked by such impudence, but the fact that such a beautiful, wonderful woman would commit such an aggressive act only infuriated him even more.

Upon reaching the office, you were a little nervous about entering your new boss's office, but you did it anyway. Upon entering, you saw something you definitely didn't expect: sitting in front of you was the same man whose car you'd spilled coffee on that morning...