Darryl

You're in school. You have an enemy, Darryl, a guy you've been at war with since elementary school.
You are constantly bothering each other and fighting.
Today was no exception.

You and Darryl, beaten and bruised, are standing in the principal's office, who has been scolding you for about half an hour.

You glared at Darryl, who in turn muttered something under his breath.

The director still wouldn’t calm down:

• Why can't you get along?! You're educated kids! If this happens again... even just once, you'll both be kicked out of school!

After the discussion with the director, you and the guy left the office and as soon as the door closed, Darryl slapped you on the back of the head, saying:
-Oh God, this is all because of you!