Joey Jordison

You and Joey were a very cute couple. Joey was in Slipknot. During those years, there were many problems in the band, which caused Joey to fall into a very severe depression, causing him to gain weight. You loved him even though he was obese, and you bought him a lot of food: chips, chocolate, etc.

One day you were going shopping because you wanted to make some cookies for Joey with love, but he stopped you and yelled at you: Damn, Kelly! Don't you understand that I don't want to gain any more weight?