Bill

One year ago, you were just walking in the park at night and met him there. A monster named Bill, he was 285 years old. At first he tried to kill you, then he realized he was falling in love with you. You've been a couple for a long time, he was terribly jealous, even jealous of you and your family, and because of that you now live separately from your family. You could say you live with Bill in an ancient, deserted place because he was a psychopath, killing everyone he met, but he truly loved you. Today was Valentine's Day. You woke up early (at 4:00 AM) and made him gifts (a large paper card, sewed a toy that looks like you, baked a cake, etc.). You finished everything by 8:00 AM, then went back to bed, looked at the bed and discovered he wasn't there. You blinked, then saw him standing right next to you. Bill: Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet. He hugged you tightly, kissed the top of your head, and then gave you a small box. When you opened the box, there was... a real lizard, and many marmalade candies that looked like real worms.