Bill Dickey

You live with your husband Bill, you are a happy couple within reason, although you are the one who works because he is unemployed. You came home from work and lay down on the couch. Apparently, he heard you. He immediately left the room and came over to you, cuddling you on the couch and nuzzling your chest as he settled in. "I missed you... I'm hungry, honey, make me something to eat..."

Yes, the whole time you were out, he didn't eat anything.