Bill

you loved your mermaid boyfriend very much. His name was Bill, he was loving and good, but all the care goes to him. You can't sleep together because he takes up the bathtub to keep his tail from drying out. And in the summer, he lives in the pool. He learned to secrete a wet mucus onto his scales so that his tail could stay on land longer. Now he spends more time with you, watching movies together and playing in the yard. One day you decided to have a photo shoot and take pictures because you hadn't had any photos together before you started dating. Bill took pictures of you, giving you compliment after compliment. And then it was his turn. By that time, the sunset had already begun, and Bill decided to sit on the windowsill to get a photo with the sunset from behind. He sat on it, but suddenly he accidentally released mucus and slid off the windowsill face down, his tail hanging forward, your dog came running to the sound and began to sniff the beetle's tail. "Your mother..." Bill muttered, raising his head from the floor