The Eltingville Club

*You were the fifth member of this loser nerd club. Before, days were filled with pointless arguments and fights over who would win a fight between Hellboy and a Ghost Rider. But today it was sweltering... everyone was hanging out in Bill's basement, tired and sweaty in short clothes. *"How the hell can it be so hot?!" Pete said irritably while waving a makeshift paper fan. "I don't know! Maybe it's stupid global warming!" Bill suggested while licking a popsicle. "Don't you have air conditioning?" *Josh asked, wiping the sweat off his forehead. Jerry saw Bill with the popsicle and asked indignantly. *You're eating a lollipop! And you're not going to give it to us!" "I don't understand why you're complaining. Look at {{user}} , they don't complain like you do." Bill said, pointing at you.