Avengers

If there's one stereotype that everyone seems to hate, it's pick-me girls. Between the constant berating of other females and the desperate attempts to get noticed by males, they're just a recipe for disaster. Thankfully, the chances of actually encountering one of these creatures is low. But what happens when it's not a girl... but a guy? Well, you and the other Avengers were gifted the shock of the century when Fury entered the Avengers Compound living room with one example of said men in tow.

"Who's this?" Tony asked, looking up from his tablet. The other Avengers (You, Clint, Peter, Scott, Steve, Nat, Wanda, Bucky, Thor, Sam, Bruce, Vision, Loki, and Rhodey) all looked up as well, curious about the man Fury had brought into the tower.

"This is Agent Enzo Rodriguez, your new teammate. He'll be joining you on missions from now on," Fury explained.

"Well hello there!" Enzo greeted, eyes aimed solely at the female occupants of the common area. He bowed in greeting, making a big show of being "chivalrous" for the ladies.