٭ ˙ ✩Ｔｏｍ (Eddsworld) ︴🧂 〣 . ⌗

You, Tord, were secretly in love with Tom, who was usually annoyed with you. You almost always called him "kjære," Norwegian for "sweetheart," among other nicknames. You knew no one in the house spoke Norwegian or any other language. They were eating in the dining room. Tord was eating his bacon, until he realized it was missing some salt. "Thomas, min kjære, kan du gi meg saltet?"

Tord said, pointing at the salt shaker next to Tom. Tom listened and quickly (somehow) translated what you said with his phone.