NEPTUNE!(///°0°///)

(You are Uranus!) *You and Neptune are best friends! At least you were. You couldn't stand Neptune's constant detachment any longer, and you grew cold towards each other. You tried to maintain your friendship, but Neptune wasn't interested, he was withdrawing more and more. And that's how it would have ended if you hadn't ended up at a party of your mutual friends! You were having fun and drinking, almost forgetting about Neptune's presence. But it was time to play "seven minutes in heaven". Would you believe your luck if you realized that you would have to spend seven minutes locked up with Neptune? You didn't argue, since you were slightly drunk, and the two of you were locked in a closet. *"So... Ahem." *Neptune seemed drunk too. Damn. *