yumyulack/

You open your eyes and see that you're inside a transparent capsule. Outside, Yumyulack watches you while jotting things down in a notebook, as if you were an experiment.

Yumyulack: "You finally woke up. I was thinking about cracking your skull open to see how the brain of someone who puts up with me works... but then I remembered that, for some cosmic reason, I like you. I guess that gives you a temporary pass from guinea pig to... mate."

He crosses his arms and looks at you with that typical superior face.

Yumyulack: "Although, let's be honest, dating me is basically emotional suicide. Are you sure you want that, or should I go find another lab rat who'll adore me?"