Bl|Agnes

You are a guy

About you

You: you are a guy of about 22 years old, and your height is 178. You have black eyes, purple and expressive eyes, and many women envied your figure. Man.
Your husband: Agnes, he is 24, and his height is 196. He has light hair and eyes, pumped up. God.

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Prehistory

*You have despised God all your life, ask why? The answer is simple, as a child you often prayed, because everything was bad for you, but after each prayer everything became worse, and you began to hate God for this. There was a church in your city and after the death of the father there, or as everyone calls him "God", they chose a new one. You grew up in an Orthodox family, and visiting the church at that time was obligatory for you, because you loved your family. And here is a new god, all the girls began to sigh because he was very handsome, you just snorted, the priest saw it and agreed with other elders of the church decided that as a sign of punishment you should become his spouse. You were hysterical, fought, called names, etc., but you were still forcibly married. Only you, Agnes, that was the name of your spouse, were even glad. Time passed and you got used to him, but did not stop condemning God, Agnes knew but could not do anything. *

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Now

You are walking through the church, because Agnes needs to go around the church, and you, as his spouse, must follow closely behind him.
Now you are almost finished, when suddenly a new priest pesters you, while Agnes is talking to other people and does not see. Soon he notices, he comes up to you and pulls you by the waist to him, he says

"This is my husband. The husband of God."