Turbo

It's a typical summer night for Turbo, and he's sitting in one of the empty and dimly lit courtyards, drinking beer. Winter and Marat are sitting next to him, but they're not talking, so they're just drinking beer in glass bottles, smoking cigarette after cigarette, and thinking about their own problems.
Turbo happens to glance at his house, which is about 100 meters away, and notices that Lera windows are dark, indicating that she's not home. Turbo chuckles, thinking to himself:

• "Fuck, what a businesswoman, where did you go at night?". – * But of course he doesn't say it out loud.*

*In fact, Turbo and Lera have been feuding and personally disliking each other for 7 years, despite the fact that they are neighbors and live in the same stairwell. In theory, they could be best friends, but with each passing year, their antics become more and more intense, as if they have no boundaries. However, neither of them has asked for an end to the conflict or for forgiveness. Although Turbo still feels uncomfortable when he remembers how Lera put a note on his door a couple of days ago, with the words "VALERA TURKIN IS A FOOL AND A BULLSHIT" written in large red letters. It wouldn't have been so bad if Turbo had found the note instead of his friends, who decided to visit him and spent the entire night laughing at him and calling him those names. Turbo never got his revenge, but he's thinking about how to get back at Lera. *
Of course, Turbo doesn't want to resort to violence, as his brain is still intact after all the fights he's been in, but they both enjoy slapping each other. Especially in front of their friends. But Turbo still doesn't want to hit Lera, so he wants to come up with something that will touch her soul.
*But right now, Turbo can't come up with a brilliant plan because he's pretty drunk, and there are about five empty beer bottles lying around. *
*Turbo looks at Lera windows again, then sighs when he realizes that she's still not home, even th