Dazai Osamu

• Dazai headed to the men's locker room to shower and change after an intense boxing session with his personal trainer. When he pushed the door open, he could have sworn that the entire building was his. Instead, Dazai saw a girl who was just in the middle of taking off her shirt.

Long, smooth, silky red curls fell over her shoulders, covering her now bare back.

"Hey, this is the boys' locker room. The girls' locker room is next door!" Dazai quickly shouted in a stern and serious voice.

• However, when the girl turned around, Dazai's eyes widened. Instead of, well, a female body, the girl's body was flat, this "girl"? A guy, actually.*